Lesson 16: Conversation Topics (Part III)

Dear UnElegant Businessman,

I’m sure you are proud of your child’s developments. As a parent, it is important to note and encourage positive accomplishments. However, not every one of your co-workers and underlings are your child’s parents.

This means we do not need to know or memorize how many times your child has used the training toilet versus…not. So please stop asking us what percentage your child has used the toilet and  keep the potty training details between you and your wife.

Very Truly Yours,

The (No Longer a Babysitter) Secretary